Video 1 Sep 6,176 notes

(Source: thoriolanus)

Text 1 Sep 94,909 notes Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel)

Photo 1 Sep 8,696 notes sharp-midgardian-sword:

geek-supreme:

I knew it.

no one took care of Sherlock so he decided to rule the world

sharp-midgardian-sword:

geek-supreme:

I knew it.

no one took care of Sherlock so he decided to rule the world

Text 1 Sep 131,390 notes

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

Photo 1 Sep 185,794 notes airspaniel:


drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

Video 1 Sep 139,626 notes

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

Text 1 Sep 39,627 notes

happiest:

can we delay valentines day until 2030 so I can find someone to date

Text 1 Sep 113,785 notes

do-i-smell-watermelon:

timelady-of-221b:

fred-baby:

I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.

Can you imagine though?
You’re walking around your house and then you see a really tiny Andrew Garfield running around in costume.

i thought we were talking about andrew garfield’s head on a spider’s body

Text 1 Sep 45,675 notes

alisieck:

When you play a video game with really good graphics

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Quote 1 Sep 76,117 notes
what a fucking loser
— me, to me, about me (via protective)

(Source: jaclcfrost)

Text 1 Sep 203,162 notes

runs-on-reindeer:

When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

(Source: runs-on-ramen)

Text 1 Sep 35,152 notes

loki-cat:

avengers 2:

“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“

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“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“

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”.. the avenger’s initiat-“

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”..avenger’s initiative.”

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(Source: moriarty)

Text 1 Sep 412,242 notes

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

Text 1 Sep 280,034 notes

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

Text 1 Sep 23,240 notes

wintercapsicle:

popgeezer:

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

Bravo.

seriously though, where is the Avengers:Age of Ultron trailer. 


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